An unusual phrase spoken in the omniscient third person, usually connoting that the speaker has just soiled themself. Coined by stumbling television reporter Serene Branson at the 2011 Grammies.
It comes from the viral video of a Los Angeles news reporter who suffered a "migraine aura" on air after the Grammy's, which caused her to jumble her words.
Well A very very heavy ah heavy burtation tonight.
We had a very darris-- darison... by lets go ahead taris tazing los clivet n have the pet.