"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."
"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."
by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009
Get the Clark & The Burkeman mug.1. "Darkness" in Black Speech, a language invented by J.R.R. Tolkien for his fantasy world Middle Earth.
2. A one-man black metal band (now ambient) with excellent music and highly moronic and despicable political viewpoints.
2. A one-man black metal band (now ambient) with excellent music and highly moronic and despicable political viewpoints.
1. Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
2. Burzum used to be cool; Grishnackh himself never was.
2. Burzum used to be cool; Grishnackh himself never was.
by The Hated One October 6, 2003
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by mr. bo bo January 14, 2008
Get the Borkum mug.A fucking genius! Varg has a way of putting his evil traits and dark thoughts in to music that nobody can truly recreate. Varg is an ambient and black metal genius. whoever thinks burzum is crap is a little christian fuck who is to weak minded to realize god is nothing and varg is true black metal!
by truemetalhead666 April 5, 2004
Get the burzum mug.Burzum is a one man Black Metal band from Norway. His early music is black metal but he has evolved into dark ambient. His lyrics contain pagan and now neo nazism. The leader of this great band is Varg Vikernes, who also has played in Old Funeral, Satanel, and Mayhem. Varg is currently in prison due to the murder of Euronymous (Guitarist of Mayhem) and church arson. Varg has decided to end Burzum because he thinks his fans have stuck to the satanic aspect of Burzum and not the pagan or nazi part of it. Burzum also means "darkness" in Black Speech or Orthanc (speech of Sauron).
by Kvlt Kommando February 16, 2005
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May also be used in conjunction with fita fita
May also be used in conjunction with fita fita
axn: We can't go to Taco Bell, taco Tom got pooned by some black dude.
clutch: Bunkum Bunk. Who cares, let's go see how bad the poonage was.
clutch: Bunkum Bunk. Who cares, let's go see how bad the poonage was.
by clutch like yes April 24, 2006
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My mother was screaming at top of her voice when I won my first sports medal. it was a moment of bukkum.
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