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pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole
"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"
by Andys Mom June 20, 2007
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Porky Bum Wank

To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole
Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday
by Hippo boy 24 August 26, 2017
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Cheeky Bum Wank

A Cheeky Bum Wank is when a man slides a finger or a couple of fingers up another man's ass whilst having a wank in a public place. Usually in, but not limited to, public toilets.
Lee and Buck have gone to the toilet for a Cheeky Bum Wank
by CheezeEGGSTREEME November 13, 2018
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Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
by swordy January 17, 2013
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smokey chokey bum wank

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.
sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft
by ring sting king August 1, 2009
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finger bum wank (FBW)

insertion of a finger into the anus whilst "jackin it"
"jeff likes to finger bum wank (FBW) with himself"
by lazycouchpotato7 July 30, 2008
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pokey-bum-wank

When one inserts one or more fingers into his anus when masturbating.
Danny sheperd pokey-bum-wanked.
by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008
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