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Bubblefuck McMushroomCock

the type of guy who has tremendous sexual appeal to women, but does not use it to his advantage. He would rather instead respect and white knight a fair maiden, wooing her with sweet words and pleasant gifts. He would only use his sexual gifts if the women consented, and absolutely annihilate her with his supreme speed, endurance, length, and force.
i consider myself to be a Bubblefuck Mcmushroomcock, i would rather respect women than objectify them! i do not care how long my penis is, women deserve love and respect, not just giant humungous hard cock!
by bigmemer May 4, 2017
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Bubblemilk

A mixture of equal parts cow's milk and room temperature seltzer/club soda/sparkling water it is a drink best enjoyed socially and in the evening.
"I would like a glass of the house bubblemilk please to compliment my steak."
by G1LFOYLE November 16, 2019
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Boobledick

( Verb Or Whatever the fuck this is supposed to be ) - Boobledick is when a wild Quandale Dingleberry starts going batshit Shinji fucking crazy and starts jerking off at monopoly cards to then commit mass genocide and commit mass terrorist bombings, many scientists think this is how they attract mates, they do a dance at the end.
You - MOM MY ARM GOT FUCKING CHOPPED OFF BY A PHSYCO, Boobledick AHHHHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING PAIN

Mom - My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Shepherd's Bush
My compact push
Notting Hill Gate
My Fiat skates
With a crate of Cabernet
But not today
Because I gotta drive
I wanna stay alive
Not 'cause it's illicit
Do I have to get explicit?
As a matter of fact
I sip on the 'gnac
With Big and Reece
200 diamonds in their piece
I'm trying to get mine
So I can shine
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Think that went really well, don't you?
I enjoyed it, nice being in the booth
So unless you have anything else, that's a wrap
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022
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Bubblecuck

Someone who likes to watch someone else pop bubbles that they blew. This can also apply to someone who likes to watch someone else pop bubble-wrap.
Judi hasn't popped a single one of her own bubbles... I think she is a Bubblecuck.
by Dr. Moist June 29, 2022
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