Bronie

A 50 year old man the watches my little pony every day and still lafffs at sexual jokes

I took my little sister to a my little pony convention and I saw a bronie in a full pink horse outfit.

by The gentry March 2, 2015

Bronies

Lonely male virgins between the ages of 15 and 55 who watch the girls' cartoon "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" either because it's cute and stupid like most things that lonely virgins fall in love with, or because they can flaunt their knowledge of the show to attract 8 year old girls to their mothers' basements for rape and cupcakes (except without the cupcakes).

Tim: "Hell yeah, man! New episode of My Little Pony!"
Jim: "Bro-hoof!"
Tim: "Yeah man, we are such bronies!"
Jim: "Forever alone...

by VladiMatt August 18, 2011

Bronie

People who have jumped on the My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic bandwagon, they are usually 14-40, 99% of Bronies are anti-social virgins who force there beliefs upon one. They are often laughed upon in real life non-internet users.

MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Hey i watch My Little Pony, i can also sing the themetue in German.

Class: *Laughs*

MLP Fanboy(Bronie): Cries in the corner of his room at night complaining in various forums.

by ieatpeoplebecauseican January 10, 2012

Broniesexual

(noun) a troglodyte with a sexual attraction to My Little Pony
(adjective) having a sexual attraction to My Little Pony

Hey, did you hear? Jared is a broniesexual! His mother walked in on him having sex with a Twilight Sparkle pillow!
Are you serious? I would never have thought he would have broniesexual tendencies!

by 4n0nymou5 p3r50n February 7, 2022

Broonie Poonie

A slur against people of African descent.

That guy is a broonie poonie.

by Hank.ie September 19, 2023

Bronie

Male fans of My Little Pony, Typically at the age were they have pubic hair.

These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.

They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.

Guy 1: Hey what are you watching there?!

Bronie: My Little Pony

Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?

Bronie: :( yes

Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........

by Dr.SillyBuns November 20, 2011

brynie

brynie is ugly, however blonde hair brown eyes. brynie is always super hyper active and will aways make you laugh :) she loves asians and disabled people and is always looking for new friends.

Friend - do you guys know how to dab?
friend 2- no but brynie does
brynie - *Dab*

by dab101 March 10, 2020