Brownie

Is an Australian term for someone who is bad at predicting the weather. Named after "brownies coast watch", it is also applicable to people who are always trying to predict the future, whether it be weather or events, and can never seem to get it right. Also known as an Ass Clown cos they make an Ass/Clown of themselves for never having anything they say come true.

"mate that dude is such a brownie, he keeps telling us that he is going to drag that bird home, but all he does is get pissed and collapse beside the bar"

"Oooi brownie, whats the weather like today, going to rain again? (perfect comment for a sunny day)"

by mimasinvest October 13, 2009

Brownie

The man of the hour

"ten mins is not long for brownie"

by derek April 27, 2006

Brownie

A guy that is a pussy, or that is pussy-whipped. Can't or won't do anything without approval his wife.

Mike is such a brownie. His wife won't let him do anything.

by poker king December 28, 2005

Brownie

(n./ adj.) a shit-face; someone who seems sweet at first but then turns out to be a little shit.

Paige: Dude, that guy, Donald, from the party last night, was a real brownie.
Vicky: Fuck him.

by PaiVic August 25, 2007

Brownie

1. someone crazy, wild, laughing uncontrollably, or crunk
2. codeword for something spiked

1. *girls are laughing like crazy* -boys walk by, one says- "those brownies are steaming today." "yeah i know, they are definetely on something"
2. *someone bring spiked cake to school* "Damn, thanks for the brownie!"

by alison halder December 15, 2006

Brownie

The name given to someone whose surname is "brown". Brownies are generally fat gay bastards who stuff rake handles up their arses, and their main hobbies consist of raping OAP'S and drinking sweaty cum.

Brownie is also a word used to describe a penis that has recently been inserted into a man's anus, and comes out covered in shit.

1. "OH MY GOD, BROWNIE IS RAPING THAT PENSIONER, AND DRINKING HIS CUM!!!"

2. "I got a huge brownie last night after I shit-shoved this rent-boy"

by Dannybell1 November 29, 2007

Brownie

man who keeps everything brown ie woman he likes with brown skin , keeps it original opposite of bounty.

see that bre hes a brownie i rate him .

by Brownie April 27, 2006