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Self-broware

An adjective used to describe a bro who has become aware of the fact that he is a bro. An amalgamation of "self-aware" and "bro."

This state of mind regularly coincides with the bro realizing that certain aspects of bro-culture are somewhat undesirable or offensive to most of the general populous. As such, many of those aspects, such extreme-aggressiveness, a super-inflated ego, throwing greek shit in everyone's face, and general douchiness are typically lessened or even absent when "self-browareness" is achieved.

While these negative traits are often lessened, most of the bro-qualities that do not directly impact other people remain. Partying, substance-use, excessive pink-polos, anything rugby or lacrosse, and a female-level of attention to one's own appearance are all bro-characteristics that remain largely unchanged when becoming "self-broware."
"So the the other night, I was drunk as fuck and hyped up on like 5 Xanax and I punched some tri-delt bitch in the face for sayin avicii's better than mah main bro skrillex. Bitch had it comin but then I spent the night in jail. I realized it was time for a change and I achieved self-browareness."
by Don Miguel The Best April 8, 2013
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Saint Bronard

The St. Bronard is a very large bro with great strength and prowess. A full-grown bronard can weigh between 240 and 290 lb, or even more. The exterior can be rough and sometimes intimdating, but the inside is warm and caring. Saint Bronards are extremely loyal and protective of their bros and sorostitutes, but are not easily angered. If a Saint Bronard does reach his boiling point, hope that it was not your fault, because the Saint Bronard is lethal when angry. Do not be confused, the Saint Bronard is not a tool, but a wise and thoughtful bro.
"Dude's my Saint Bronard. Totally had my back when some GDI's tried to start shit at Scoop."
by BubbaFLI February 11, 2010
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brotard

by Froi Lagat November 25, 2007
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Brotard

A close male friend that you hang out with even though you think he's a retard.
Hey did you see Jester make a fool out of him self at that party last weekend? What a brotard!
by Block43 August 23, 2011
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Brohard

The male emotion of being so excited over a male friend visiting or doing something cool, you become aroused.
"Dude, I'm soo Brohard for you right now, no homo."

"That shot was soo good it's got me Brohard."
by Boredbomber June 5, 2014
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brotarded

An otherwise intelligent person who dumbs down their speech and mannerisms in order to fit in with their bros.
He's not really as dumb as he sounds. He's just brotarded.
by tallyhotallyho December 31, 2007
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Chef Blowardee

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.
Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!
by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007
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