An advanced species that has grown an abnormal amount of hair. Has a fetish for cookies. And has friends that love and support every strand of hair.
Brookie Cookie Wookie is related to Chewbaca and uses a whole bottle of shampoo everytime she showers.She is also related to Big Foot.
by Randon and Chrissy August 7, 2011

by Notsweeneytodd January 31, 2019

by anonymous July 30, 2024

A smart, beautiful and the kindness person you’ll ever meet. She has a thing for vegans and is a self proclaimed Jesus. We all love her and hope for the very best I’m her. Brookie is all joy and amazing.
by Christopher Nunn January 14, 2021

A stupid slow bitch who has no female friends or interaction. Is about to be blocked bc he doesn’t know how to talk and keeps ghosting me 😒
“ ur such a freaking Brookie Cookie. “- ur cutie self
“ uh bitch don’t call me that!!” - a brookie cookie
“ uh bitch don’t call me that!!” - a brookie cookie
by Aubbey_waubbey February 8, 2023

The act of shoving a stick of butter up your rectum, letting it melt, then excreting it's contents onto a cookie sheet.
by Ckling June 17, 2025

by user92737934974 May 16, 2025
