1. theorem: stuy<bxsci
2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.
a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc
b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time
c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi
d) harris field.
2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.
a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc
b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time
c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi
d) harris field.
stuy kid: stuy is better.
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem
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school more prestigious and well known than most colleges. students seem normal until you compare them to kids from different schools and realize they're just weird.
they will merge mainstream slang & words like "like" w/ SAT words and are kind of hard to understand if you arent one of them but waay cool.
most of the girls are goodlooking, and aren't exactlty "nerds" but most get good grades.
equal ratio of extremly hot guys to guys so ugly you can't even look at them.
science kids can be easily identified by other sciencites, even if they've never seen each other.
they will merge mainstream slang & words like "like" w/ SAT words and are kind of hard to understand if you arent one of them but waay cool.
most of the girls are goodlooking, and aren't exactlty "nerds" but most get good grades.
equal ratio of extremly hot guys to guys so ugly you can't even look at them.
science kids can be easily identified by other sciencites, even if they've never seen each other.
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"yo I'm so pissed. I broke my new TI 84 silver addition running from a seagull on campus today"
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kid1 (1am): yo what time you getting to school monday?
bxsci student: well, i left my house 5 minutes ago
kid1: aiight see you thursday
Did you see that kid at bronx science?
Yeah he was fuckin white
(gets shanked by several russians, czechoslovakians, arabs, and somalians)
bxsci student: well, i left my house 5 minutes ago
kid1: aiight see you thursday
Did you see that kid at bronx science?
Yeah he was fuckin white
(gets shanked by several russians, czechoslovakians, arabs, and somalians)
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