Russian Binoculars

N. The act of putting your ballsack over your partners eyes, forcing them to look through a pair of ballsack "binoculars."

After I tapped that chick from behind I made her look through my Russian binoculars.

by timberrr July 18, 2014

binoculars

Forming a circle around each testicle using your index finger and thumb and therefore making your testicles appear as the lenses of a pair of binoculars.
Part of the "Penis game" = 4 kicks

Dude, we just gave Denver the binoculars! That kid is so gay i bet he loved it.

by Andrew Roote July 28, 2007

I wear binoculars

Ye s yes y es

HELL


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by sdasas November 12, 2003

Irish binoculars

Describes one's vision when they are extremely drunk.

That chick Gary took home from the bar was sooo ugly, he must of had the Irish binoculars on.

by HoolioQ2 December 21, 2008

Byronoculars

Eye wear that protects your eyes but provides limited vision due to the fact that your head is up your own posterior. Wearing of Byronoculars is found to severely limit judgment and taste when it comes to fine Irish Artists.

Hey Steve, your partner in crime must be wearing his Byronoculars again because he is erroneously and maladroitly insulting one of the greatest leadsingers of all time.

by Stephen King Jr. December 27, 2007

Binoculars

A term coined by an Aussie teenager with an occasional British accent to mean "outrageously crazy".

OMG! That's so binoculars!!

by Snoozanna June 13, 2024

Swedish binoculars

When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.

Yo last night I had the best Swedish binoculars ever. This broad had triple D tits.

by Dinimite4 June 1, 2019