Bromosomes are like regular chromosomes; strands of DNA, but that contains genes that determine your broism. Depending on theses genes, you are either a bro or a broser.
Doctor Broski: I'm sorry Mark, your bromosomes tell us that you are a tool.
Mark: Is there any cure?
Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.
Mark: Is there any cure?
Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.
by Glowackattack August 19, 2009
Get the Bromosome mug.Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.
"I just destroyed some guy on counter-striker. I seriously broomraped that guy."
"I can't believe the broomraping I just got."
"I can't believe the broomraping I just got."
by Eggy McMuffin April 6, 2009
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The undeniably aura of gayness that surrounds bros, frat boys, or dudes in general that wear strong fronts of homophobia and macho-attitudes while toning their abs. In short, bromoeroticism is an obsession with male sexuality held by those who posit themselves as all-American straight men.
See bromosexual.
See bromosexual.
Adam: That guy just called me a fag for bumping into him and then slapped his friend's ass!
Andrew: Ahhh...bromoeroticism at it's finest.
Andrew: Ahhh...bromoeroticism at it's finest.
by p-teK August 2, 2008
Get the bromoeroticism mug.A coworker who is also a friend. Can be used honestly, or to guilt lunch money out of that idiot who installed World of Warcraft on all the work computers.
P.1: Hey broworker, you coming to my party?
P.2: Oh fo sho, you know we're gonna get fucked up broworker.
P.1: Hey broworker, can you spot your homie some sandwich money?
P.2: Uhh well yeah I guess if you pay me back, here's my WoW subscription money...
P.1: Thanks, sucker.
P.2: Oh fo sho, you know we're gonna get fucked up broworker.
P.1: Hey broworker, can you spot your homie some sandwich money?
P.2: Uhh well yeah I guess if you pay me back, here's my WoW subscription money...
P.1: Thanks, sucker.
by scorpious_ August 6, 2009
Get the broworker mug."Jimmy and Todd totally got a brovorce the other day. They haven't talked since."
"Oh no, Jimmy and Todd were so close."
"Yea I know, there bromance wasn't stable"
"Oh no, Jimmy and Todd were so close."
"Yea I know, there bromance wasn't stable"
by Ronald Bakin Frise May 11, 2009
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-noun
1. male compatriot.
2. male friend of great importance.
3. male partner in a non-homosexual fellowship
-noun
1. male compatriot.
2. male friend of great importance.
3. male partner in a non-homosexual fellowship
by stinketh January 18, 2009
Get the bromere mug.When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"
Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?
Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.
Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"
Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?
Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.
by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011
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