brentwood essex

A town in Essex England where everybody is obsessed with Instagram and talks like a chav

Them chavs are from Brentwood Essex

brentwood essex by Kanye4President October 13, 2015

Brentwood School

Brentwood school is home to a bunch of wet year 7s that act like they’re in highschool musical all the time. This school is one of the best out there, especially because it has some of the most slaggy, most orange girls out there. All the boys in older years are nonces with foot fetishes and fake moncler. Oh and you can’t forget about Brentwood Schools top notch rich kids who constantly flex but at the same time act like they’re the hardest people out there. Don’t even get me started on the absolute units that are the year 8 boys, who watch porn together on the field, might I add.

Normal person: ‘Yo look at that slag with sluggy eyebrows trying to get with an older’

Brentwood wetty: ‘Oh she’s probably from my school.’

EXAMPLE 2-
New hall pussy: ‘Look at them boys over there with Nike coats and 97’s, they look like Romford gang members, let stay away.’
Normal person: ‘don’t worry I see a brentwood school badge sticking out.’
New hall pussy: ‘ah no worries then’

Brentwood School by Gaywanker696969 May 1, 2019

Brentwood High School

One of the largest schools in New York State. Full with about 90% of Hispanics and the rest blacks and Asians. People wonder how kids here graduate if the first language u hear around is Spanish. The only good thing is the soccer team bc they're all Latinos and the football team is fucking garbage.

Brentwood High School is know as the Indians

Brentwood High School by Real shits April 22, 2019

brentwood academy

this is a school in nashville full of rich kids who think they are athletic bc they have black people

hi i go to brentwood academy and i'm athletic BARFFFFF

brentwood academy by tedison June 8, 2017

Brentwood Syndrome

A mental illness found in Brentwood Highschool Students. Symptoms include stupidity, retardation, irritable bowels, constant robbery, and unfunny stunts.

Me: let's go up on that stage and slap each other.
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome

Brentwood Syndrome by LaggyGames July 25, 2019

Brentwood Bruins

A highschool in Middle Tennessee that basically owns at every sport, especially softball.

The Brentwood Bruins won ANOTHER softball game, making them number one in district.

Brentwood Bruins by Jeannie April 21, 2005

brentwood hello

A euphemism for oral sex, which most likely came to be by the reference to such in "Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted" wherein the OJ Simpson circle of Brentwood divas (Brentwood is a Southern California area neighboring Beverly Hills, Westwood, Century City, and Santa Monica, California, refer to their oral sex (fellatio) escapades, "I gave him a welcome Brentwood Hello"

Dummy down definition: A more palatable phrase for "blow job" for those who would consider that a crude term, i.e. like See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T) for CUNT

When I saw my all time favorite play friend Jim, I wanted him to know how happy I was to see him so I tore off his pants and gave him a Brentwood Hello!

brentwood hello by Kara Kelso October 3, 2007