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A man who frequently engages in casual romantic or sexual relationships with confidence, charm, and a bit of a player mentality. Think of him as a smooth-talking, ladies’ man who always has options.
Origin:
A mix of "bro" (a slang term for a male friend) and "prostitute", but used humorously rather than literally
A man who frequently engages in casual romantic or sexual relationships with confidence, charm, and a bit of a player mentality. Think of him as a smooth-talking, ladies’ man who always has options.
Origin:
A mix of "bro" (a slang term for a male friend) and "prostitute", but used humorously rather than literally
Example Sentences:
1. "Chris has serious brostitude—he took two different girls on dates in one night!"
2. "You can’t trust Jake to settle down; his brostitude is too strong
1. "Chris has serious brostitude—he took two different girls on dates in one night!"
2. "You can’t trust Jake to settle down; his brostitude is too strong
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