Brazil 

The only non-hispanic Latin American country.

Brazil is in South America. Countries like Argentina, Ecuador, Mexico, Chile, etc speak Spanish except from Brazil which of course they speak Portuguese.

Brazil by ManCity255 April 26, 2020

Brazil 

Hell. Also Rio Olympics

Brazilian: Come to Brazil Pls.
A Normal Person: no

Brazil by MaximusUNOREVERSEBITCH August 1, 2021

Brazil 

WHAT EVER YOU DO, DONT GO TO BRAZIL... AH FUCK THEY GOT ME, LISTEN YOUNG ONE, DONT WORRY ABOUT ME JUST SAVE THE OTHERS FROM BRAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Person: hey so where have you been in the holidays?
Other Person: oh Brazil and ...
Person: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!

Brazil by ssmokingisbad August 19, 2020

Brazil 

The Best Country in the World

just thought you should know

Brazil by Santista de Coração July 15, 2008

Brazil 

Africa 2.0 The Lower Class live in tightly spaced communities with crime everywhere while the rich live off north in there suburban cities.

Dude Brazil Sucks!

Brazil by Throwaway 272772 July 9, 2020

Brazil 

Used to be such a beautiful country. USED to, until huge tax raises, clueless president and the overwhelming amount of debt has plagued on what was once a beautiful country. And it has also become the source of the Zika virus so unless you want to have a good time, expect the newborn to become fucked with microcephaly (babies with abnormally tiny heads). Also, don't expect to have a relaxing time at the beaches; their waters are covered with sewage, so its worse than a shark bite.

Brazil used to be quite lovely, yet the shady president had raised taxes just so people will be poorer and cause trouble against each other and tourists alike. Plus, the Brazilian government failed to contain the Zika virus and allowed mosquitoes to breed like rabbits. Oh, did I mention how filthy the beaches are when you try and go for a swim?

Brazil by Anon100k May 14, 2016

Brazil 

A remake of United States in South America, but worse, take everything you know about Brazil, soccer, samba, beautiful places and hot people, and put most in the trash, after take all the bad things, and double it

Friend-Where are you going with your family this year?

Other friend- IDK, we are deciding between Brazil and Italy
Friend-anywhere but Brazil, for the love of god, it’s just like you are deciding between trash and pizza!

Brazil by Random_thinker October 6, 2019