Cock Band-Aid

The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.

Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.

by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008

band-aid

An extra paper (usually a half) used to roll a joint that needs a little extra paper due to it being too loosely packed, ripped, or has exposed weed.

Dude 1: Dude you rolled that joint horribly
Dude 2: Yeah dude, I'll put a band-aid on it.

by T3h leet sauce. May 4, 2006

band aid

A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.

"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a nice band aid today."

by whateveryaknow July 20, 2008

Band-aid it

To temporarily fix something by useing Duct tape or some other method.

If you don't have time to fix the radiator on your car band-aid it.

by Jbw1269 August 5, 2006

Band-Aid

Someone who helps out the Marching Band in every way possible and are not appreciated enough for their hard work.

Person1: Hey, who are they?

Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!

Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?

Person2: you have no idea!

by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 17, 2018

Bloody Beaver Band-Aid

A feminine hygiene product. Used on a monthly basis to absorb blood from vagina.

I had to go to Hy-Vee to pick up some bloody beaver band-aids for my wife!

by bman80 November 5, 2009

Office Band-Aid

Noun;
Created Most Often With A Post-It Note (The Cotton) and Some Scotch Tape.

A Bandage made with office supplies,Usually when an appropriate bandage is not available.

I got a really bad papercut, I had to use an office band-aid

by Infinigeek November 14, 2007