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Stefan Bradianu 

The BEST "Stefan" in the world. Philosopher and historian. Likes breathing. Created the most relevant philosophy of life: "We live in a constant morning". Also, a comedian - does good and bad jokes (but they're always funny somehow), creative and probably reads waaaay to many parodies on youtube. He's smart but his intellect stops at artsy stuff. Probably could survive a zombie apocalypse. Probably solves puzzles in his free time. Good at debate. Extroverted but introverted. Not a basic guy duh. His uber rating is below 2 stars tho, ugghhh
Sergey: Who is that guy? He looks familiar...
Maksim: Oh that's Stefan Bradianu... that chill guy that we saw in the club last night... the one who drank bacon vodka
Sergey: Ohhhh I remember him! He is a clever girl.

Bradison 

To deliberately and studiedly move your 'look' from chiseled demi-god to scruffy semi-hobo.

To hide natural physical glory under a bushel of beard.
Oh wow, look at Peter, he's totally Bradisoned up lately.

How has Mike managed to Bradison himself since I last saw him?! It was only three weeks ago!
Bradison by Louba April 24, 2013

bradystabler 

Sexy best that gets all the hoes
You are a bradystabler
bradystabler by Bob smale October 11, 2016

Brosistant 

A brosistant is a helpful companion that you can count on as you would count on your bro. They will go the extra mile and expect nothing in return. They will receive whatever you choose to give them in return for their brosistance but even without compensation they would still be there for you. Their joy is simply to see you doing well and flourishing. You can never be a burden to your brosistant. They've got your back always.
Talk show host: How come you are so calm and composed, don't have lots of difficult stuff to do?
Guest: One, word, "Brosistant". Ever since I found one life's been breezy. I truly recommend that everyone find one.
Brosistant by Nyashils October 15, 2020

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A fine nigga from willis texas
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