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Local slang used to describe Brampton, Ontario, due to the overwhelming number of East Indian residents. It used to be a very white, well-to-do area, until waves of Indian immigrants flooded the humble city. It still is quite a rich area, with many beautiful sights to see, but the Indian influence has really brought the place down. Most of the Pakis live in the new housing complexes being built on the outskirts in communities such a Castlemore, Bramalea, etc., while the white folks mostly reside in the older centre of Brampton. In fact, most Caucasian residents are fleeing, and are perhaps finding comfort in the arms of neighbouring (racist) towns, such as Georgetown, Orangeville, and Caledon.
"Holy shit, did you see Sarah's yearbook? All of the kids are pakis!"

"Well, that's what happens when you live in Bramistan!"
Bramistan by Betty August 7, 2006

Bradistan 

Slang name for West Yorkshire city of Bradford, so-called due to large Musilim population. Majority of Asian population of Pakistani extract, hence the merging of the names Bradford and Pakistan to 'Bradistan'.
Ahmed: I need to go into Leeds for a pint of milk and some curry powder.

Muhammed: Why not go to Bradistan. The streets are vibrant with multiculturalism, and the curry powder prices can't be beat.

Ahmed: Shut the fuck up.
Bradistan by Mr Stabby March 21, 2005

Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.
Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.
Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009
Where user of online bulletin board or chatroom is sent when banned from the site by the moderator, usually for abusive behavior, trolling or spamming.
Troll_7462 insulted everybody he encountered on the board, so moderator sent him to Banistan.
banistan by heynowwassup November 17, 2010
Someone who is ridiculously cocky or full of themselves but isn't skilled or talented enough to back up their talk.
"Yo that Brumstank over there claims he made 120 tackles in 6 games last football season"

"what a lying bastard"
Brumstank by notabrumstank January 20, 2009

Bradistan 

Slang for Bradford. used mainly by white people to show the massive amount of muslim/asian people in the community

Another word like this is "pakiford"
Am off to bradistan for a curry.
Bradistan by Dal205 April 28, 2006
Banistan is a slang parable introduced into speech by Russian mercenaries, which implies a veiled distant country (often the "third world"), where there is a war, armed conflict or other fighting.
It is used with a subtext when there is no possibility or need for disclosure a specific geographical location. The etymological meaning comes from the word banana (banana Republic) and the endings "stan", which are common to some countries and regions of the Middle East Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Dagestan, etc. A parallel is also drawn with a Kalashnikov magazine shape that resembles the shape of a banana - therefore, in Banistan on clips, and bananocplips.
Hey wagner, How much for a trip to Banistan?
Banistan by Fronta1499 April 24, 2022
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