bonzai

the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle

sumo wrestlers ready?
*in a fat tone* yes
BONZAI!!

by 20grand November 23, 2007

bonzzai

a drink with a mixture of sodas and extracts and to top it off wiped cream

hey guys im thursty want a bonzzai

by bret March 6, 2004

Bonzai bounce to Hitler's house

Def. 1) To not know where something is, to have no clue

Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed

1.) Chase: Did you see where my pen went?

Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!

Chase: What the hell are you talking about?

Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went

Chase: Asshole......

Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?

Cody: What?

Dalton: Go smoke some pot.

Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

Bonzai

A word that means a beat has dropped and or someone is making a awesome beat

YOOOO THIS GUY IS MAKING THE BIGGEST BONZAI (thats what she said)

by B_____________________ December 21, 2019

bonzai marketing

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by Bonzai Marketing November 23, 2021

Bonzai

Typically used as an exclamatory utterance in the throes of passion, when male or female or both, reach apex ecstasy of “boom-boom-sexy-play-time-CHOO-CHOO”; also, a miniature tree that requires pristine grooming frequently, but swears that it has nothing to do with the size of his dick

Dude: OMG I’m gonna cum!
Girl: OMG I’m cumming!
Dude & Girl: BONZAI!!!

by shan onyx January 18, 2022

Bonzai!

Legendary

Bonzai! That is the best coffee shop I have been to.

by Vendobendo3565 April 3, 2026