Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab

connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor

by the creator of bongo jalongos December 8, 2012

bongo spank

Spanking someone's ass like you are playing bongo drums during doggy-style sex.

I smashed Lisa from behind last night and gave her a bongo spank.

by Bjorn McPherson October 26, 2015

Bongo lips

Very large, full lips that are typically associated with those of south african descent.

"You seen that boy Jay-Z? He got some big ol' bongo lips!"

by buffwe May 15, 2018

Benson the duck

Benson is a toy led duck, who became popular due to the YouTuber/streamer Tubbo. Tubbo got the toy led duck in a stream called: Tubbo’s Chat Goes Shopping for $1000! Tubbo officially names the duck in his stream titled: Tubbo Unboxes $1000 Worth of Items w/ Ranboo!

I want Benson the duck, He’s so cute!
Don’t you love Tubbo’s cute LED, Benson the duck?

by Koio July 10, 2021

jair bolsonaro

slang word for shit, the worst kind

"ahh the did you hear about the amazon rain forest burning ? their PM is doing nothing"
"sorry give me a second i have to use the restroom, I have to take a Jair Bolsonaro, tell me about it after that"

by Bayley Lawrence August 22, 2019

Benson Milker

A milk chugging competition held at Trevecca Nazarene University.

Guy: Did you go to the Benson Milker?
Girl: Yeah man, they chugged 10 gallons total!

by bensonhallpresident February 13, 2023

Briggsy Bongos

When a homosexual gentleman repeatedly slaps the buttocks of his arse-uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the Briggsy Bongos. This was named in honour of the sex-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the bum-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east Asia and the English midlands.

Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!

Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.

by False Buttocks July 30, 2017