I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
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I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
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Usually followed by "Bong before beer, you're in the clear"
This pair of phrases is given as a word of caution to people attempting to cross fade. It is based on the phenomenon in which people who consume alcohol before smoking weed tend to get sicker and puke, whereas those who smoke weed before drinking don't.
Usually followed by "Bong before beer, you're in the clear"
This pair of phrases is given as a word of caution to people attempting to cross fade. It is based on the phenomenon in which people who consume alcohol before smoking weed tend to get sicker and puke, whereas those who smoke weed before drinking don't.
"Whoa there, are you sure you want to smoke all that weed? You're already hammered."
"Yeah dude, i cross fade all the time"
"Beer before bong..."
"Huh?"
"Yeah dude, i cross fade all the time"
"Beer before bong..."
"Huh?"
by TFK! January 26, 2009
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