The most interesting things composed of calcium on this old ass rock. They can be found in chicken wings, a nice ham, or even YOU! You heard that right, YOU have bones.
1: hey, what’s that in your basement?
2: oh.. calcium.
1: Jerry.. are those.. BONES?
2: BILL CLINTON *slurping noises* SICKO *T-poses*
"What are bones again?"
"Human bionicle parts you idiot, what do you think?"
"Ooooh ok i was thinking of those erectnoodle things in our body"
"Are you high?"