Fishing hook of boners

The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone

Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy

by Strongalingam April 6, 2019

The Power Of Boners

The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.

(See: Sword Art Online, Episode 14. Kirito uses The Power Of Boners to defy death.)

by shawnDtheman98 May 31, 2015

bonerism

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.

Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.

by Jameson February 6, 2005

Bonerskin

The excess skin left from not being enough of a man to fill your sheath.

Guy probably has a 4 inch bonerskin, Fucking tiny dick bitch

I thought he couldn't get hard. But it was just his bonerskin mushing into me

by Trevor Phillips Inc. September 26, 2013

Chest Boners

Erect Nipples

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners

by Shumpster December 31, 2010

The Power Of Boners Compels You

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind

Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

Rubbing boners

A term used to describe when two or more people are in whole-hearted agreement. Used in a derisive manner.

Person 1: The Lakers played so great last night!
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?

by il pinguino June 7, 2009