bombard with high level microwaves

This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.

Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.

by Alfie The Horndog October 18, 2008

Bombardi smack

Dick slapping someone in the face while they are sleeping

Bill was passed out on the couch from drinking too much at the frat house, some of the frat brothers were paying cards and John said someone needs to go over there and give Bill an ol' Bombardi smack since he pussed out so fast...

by U of M Fan / Go Blue December 6, 2006

Pilot to Bombardier

Same as Pilot to co-pilot but instead of being placed adjacent to each other the 2 toilets are placed facing away from each other while sharing the same back rest.

guy "hey i was thinking about taking our relationship to the next level.."
friend "are you sure about this? going pilot to bombardier is a big commitment"
guy "yea im sure"

by Blincoe March 7, 2009

AERIAL BOMBARDMENT

RELEASING SILENT GAS ON AN AIRLINER

HON I APOLOGIZE FOR MY BOUT OF AERIAL BOMBARDMENT BUT THOSE BEER AND PICKLED EGGS WERE AWESOME

by buckshag October 10, 2018

Bombaida

The full term of the abreveated bomb
Good weed.

You got the bombaida.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004

Bombardi Slap

To slap someone with their penis. (e.g. certain scenes on jackass or viva la bam)

I totally just bombardi slapped you in the face! pwnt.

by Th3LoadR October 16, 2008

Bombardier

A junior rank held in Artillery military units. Equivalent rank to Corporal in the Army. Bombardiers will possess highly developed weapon handling skills compared to junior leaders of other Corps.

The Bombardier loaded the breech of the gun. The Bombardier was always the life of the party.

by 3LTBTY November 11, 2013