boley

When something, typically something simple, gets completely screwed up.

What is going on with this report, it make no sense? Who boley'd this up?

by PackSand February 4, 2022

Aden Boley

Aden Boley is a nice likable person he always knows how to make you laugh he will always make dark jokes light jokes and inside jokes and if you have an Aden Boley on your bus tell him to tell you a joke

Aden Boley is likable

by Aden's_friend_on_his_bus October 12, 2019

bolens boat boner

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.

Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010

jaskirat bolena

One that praise to the Lord always happy and full of happiness and love.

One that praise to the Lord always happy and full of happiness and love.jaskirat bolena

by Gangster singh604190 November 22, 2021

bolen

A douche-bag so terribly ass-bagish that his mere pressence requires everyone in the room to perform an anal or vaginal douche (dependingn on there sexual orientation, or flexability) simply to rid thereselves of the stench of him.

Guy 1*
Is that a bottle of thud-rud in your hand? (liqour that smells strangely of a dead rotting cow that has been lit a-flame)
Guy 2*
Why no, I do believe it is a bolen. Lets kill it before it migrates.

by Sate-the-masses January 27, 2005

Bolened

To be talked into buying an item you originally had no intention or desire to buy.

I went to buy a CD but the sales clerk bolened me into buying 3 DVDs and a new MP3 player too.

by shoeschrist June 30, 2011

Boldyn

A mutation of the species swede. The Boldyn grows a jelly stalactite at the ceiling over his sleeping place.
If not busy with its stalactite it usually makes typos in EVE chat, looses ships there or feeds his cat with coffee filters.

Habitat:
Known to dwell in appartments and spend almost its entire life inside.

Diet:
Daily consumes Cigarrettes (20-40), Coffee (1-2 litres), Hotdogs (10)

Breeding and Propagation:
The male Boldyn is clumsy and confused finding a female which gives him a hard time to get a relationship and reproduce, unlike the Antikubuki which only has to look funny at a female to make babys

You type "liek" a Boldyn today.
You loose ships like Boldyn.
Boldyn is a "niec" person.

by The Slavemaster March 9, 2005