Body Count Bitch

A guy looking to bang someone for the pure purpose of increasing the amount of people they have slept with.

I can’t believe what Conor said after he invited a random third over without telling me first! He told me he’s trying to bang everyone he can before he graduates college in a week, what a body count bitch.

by Not Even Mad May 13, 2019

Body count therapy.

Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.

Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?

Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.

by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024

facebook body count

The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.

For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.

My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.

by miker2001 December 29, 2009

Clinton Body Count

The unofficial non existent body count attributed to Hillary and Bill Clinton. It never happened. There were no double tap suicides. None of it happened 53 times and counting.

I tried googling the Clinton Body Count but was redirected to a body shop in Atlanta because apparently there is no connection between the clintons and 53 suicides.

by Leo D'enviro-NO December 14, 2019

negative body count

A body count of zero means that one is a virgin. Having heterosexual encounters to the fourth-base degree increments one's body count while having homosexual encounters of a similar nature decrements one's body count. Thus, someone who has slept with five men and five women is *technically* a virgin.

Vinny's body count is a large natural number whereas Sean's negative body count requires a sign-bit to store as a 32-bit integer.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency October 23, 2018

real body count

only the people that make you finish get put on your real body count.

My body count is 7 but only Nick and Matt made me cum so my real body count is 2

by jdarling April 15, 2022

Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020