root booger

a long, thin booger that maintains a stalk-likeattachment to your nasal cavity which gets stretched when pulling out, leading to a pleasant 'tugging' sensation on the nasal mucosa.

Yesterday while pulling out an inch-long root booger I nearly fainted with pleasure as it popped onto my finger.

by nasalfix September 19, 2009

silver badger

Silver badger is opposite of a silver fox. He is a old ,gray ,broke player still relying on his sexual ability to get by. Also a bit shaddy to make up for his broke ass .

1.I thought John was a silver fox I was duped by a Silver Badger

2. Silver badger dont give a shit

He will take thay ladies money while at the same time Springer.

by BBJ HoneyMandger 69 April 24, 2020

Fender Booger

Another word for the ice and snow that build up under the fenders of your car or bike and then fall off in your garage and melt YEECCHH all over everything.

Harvey's Oldsmobile was so encrusted with Fender Boogers that he could not turn a corner.

by CableHills January 27, 2007

booger turd

Those pesky boogers that you pick but can't get off of your finger. They keep on sticking to you.

When I am picking my nose, every once in while I pick a very sticky, mostly round booger. When I try to flick it off, it doesn't flick. It keeps on sticking to my finger. The only way to get rid of it is to wipe it on something or someone. It's like a turd that won't go away; thus it is a booger turd.

by x862458 October 30, 2013

badger queen

Rather less attractive than a "cougar", the badger queen spends her time, money and energies trying to persuade men to have a relationship with her by offering a range easy sexual services...

She thinks she is entitled to anything she wants, your cock, anyone else's cock, her ex-husbands home, kids and wallet, a made-up job created at tax payers expense, 24 hour police protection, children (anyone's.. as long as she gets paid for "looking after" them)..

Usually securely employed in (overpaid) menial state sector work, such as nursing, and claiming vast amounts of welfare money too as a result of having pushed out a fanny turd or two.. She has protected status in a feminist dominated society and mistakes this for respect..

Usually seriously overweight and often drunk, she mistakes the lumps of dough hanging off her chest for attractive breasts and likes to find ways of presenting these amorphous heaps to the attention of potential victims..

She tries her best to hide the apron of lard that overhangs a vagina that looks like a cold congealed doner kebab wedged between a sumo wrestlers thighs..

She is trapped in this deluded lifestyle for the foreseeable future and the best she can hope for is a sad "fuck-buddy", while she tries to come to terms with her inability to persuade any bloke with a shred of self-respect to take her and her STD's on..

Hey, John, I had a date tonight with this woman who looked worth a poke on the face pic, but, well, when I saw the body and heard what she had to say, it was clear she was a rancid badger queen.. I went to the gents, did a runner, and never looked back!

by Drex Johnson July 18, 2011

Boogerbukkake

A phenomenon caused when a human female is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of her nose become stuck on her face or chin.

Did you see Paulette jump into the lake? When she came up she had a boogerbukkake!
antonyms: boogerbeard
misspellings; Booger bukkake, booger-bukkake, boogiebukkake, bugerbukakke, boogerbukake

by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

Badger holing

The act of putting ones balls in another mans anus

I badge holed him so much he gasped in orgasm. Now all we do every weekend is badger holing

by frezeeblast August 22, 2015