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Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.
Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?
by Manny Morales November 23, 2021
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Bobby Joe

REALLY HOT BIG BALLS, NO QUESTION. HAIRY IN PLACES. LIVES ON A COUNTRY SIDE IN ALABAMA. LOVES HIS SISTER. HAS ALL THE BOOBIES.
BOBBY JOES COCK IS MASSIVE!
by cocksuckerninethousand April 25, 2022
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Bobby Joe

Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
The townsmen once went in search for Bobby Joe. They were all killed before they had left.
by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023
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Bobby Jordan

The act of wearing down a female you see everyday until she eventually spends time/has sex with you
by HappyKangaroo22 October 31, 2025
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oj bobby johnson

To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.
Woman: Oh I'm almost there
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.
by Technine311 April 15, 2014
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A Bobby Johnson

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020
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Leya Bobby jones

Leya Jones is the biggest Karen in the whole world :)
by Duuuxd September 10, 2021
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