bobby shmurda

The greatest motherfucking rapper to have ever lived.

Person 1: *sigh* I really miss you Bobby
Bobby Shmurda: It's alright my son, i may be incarcerated, but ill be back soon my darling.
Person 1: *Tearing up* God? is that you?

by CA$HFLOW_300C April 17, 2018

Bobby shmurda

Hot nigga who been selling crack since the fifth he didn't really give a fuck about how much he made, john john told him how to pack and how to maintain, but he gets the money and spends it on the same thang, shawty love the way that he ballout, he been getting money till he fall out, if you talking cash dawg he goes all out,OH YEAH and if you aint a hoe get out of his traphooouse! follow me on ig @rebid

Bobby Shmurda hit that shmoney.

by flashzey August 26, 2014

Free Bobby Shmurda

After famous musician Bobby Shmurda got arrested, a movement called "Free Bobby Shmurda" arose, in hopes of getting famous musician Bobby Shmurda out of prison. However, it's real intension was just to be a "funny meme". An ASCII Garfield with the text "Free Bobby Shmurda" started to gain popularity:
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User #1: Are you going to do the Free Bobby Shmurda school walkout?
User #2: No, that meme died a while ago.

by car dealership March 4, 2019

bobby shields

To cock block your friends, though you have no chance of scoring anyway--shielding your friends from possibly scoring.

I can't believe that bobby shields move, he has a girlfriend of five years, has no chance with this girl, and he still has to cock block me with Barbara.

by Bobby Simon September 30, 2006

Bobby Salad

A Bobby Salad is a meal which consists of a very small amount of fresh salad leaves and some onion. It is accompanied by large amounts of chips, beans, sausages and chicken. It is then smothered in tomato ketchup and devoured by Bob.
A freshly baked baguette can also be added to bulk up this light meal.

"What's that you're eating Bob?"
"Just a salad..."
But it is no ordinary salad, but in fact a Bobby Salad.

by the rat catcher April 22, 2010

Bobby Shmurda Loop

A mysterious entity that controls people(s) after saying “Bobby Shmurda.” The person who has said such words continues to have an uncontrollable episode of saying “Bobby Shmurda” on loop.

Dr. EXPUNGED: D-10789 read what the note on the table says

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by KneeSlappingGoblin June 30, 2020

Bobby Shmurda

IF YOU AINT A HOE GET UP OUT HIS TRAPHOUZE

check out bobby shmurda doin the shmoney.

by NatasX October 24, 2014