blowback

When someone is performing a blowjob on you, and just as you're about to cum, they put their thumb over the end of your dick. This causes the cum to shoot back into you, usually straight into your spinal column and crippling you for life.

Person A: How did you become disabled?

Guy in wheelchair: I was having sex with a hooker but she did a blowback on me so she could steal my wallet.

Person A: LOL!

by NickC. September 15, 2010

blowback

the act in which a man causes a women to laugh as he blows his load in her mouth, causing the load to fly out of her nose back onto him.

did you see that blowback at the comedy club?

by Superman307 August 20, 2010

blowback

The ridiculously overspiked hairstyle typical of the gotti brothers and the associated Gottigays wannabes. It is a fashion statement typically accompanied by fake orange tans and popped collars.

Gotti Homo: "damn....it was so windy out my sexxiii blowback got messed up!"

by MK86 November 7, 2008

blowback

The particulate matter that is deposited underneath a toilet seat after a person has experience a particularly violet bout of diarreah.

Did you hear Frank just now? Sound like he left a lot of blowback on the seat. Don't use that stall.

by Tom Sanborn September 2, 2006

blowback

The act of swiftly blowing a belch back into the face of the person who emitted it.

"When Steve blew a hot dog flavored burp into my face, he had no idea I'd reciprocate with a forceful, well-timed blowback."

by Lboogie August 16, 2007

fecal blowback

Microscopic, particulate matter expelled from one's anus during flatuent activity, usually confined to one's underwear if such garments are in fact being worn, though its infinitesemal size can still disperse into the surrounding air regardless of the presence of protective garments thus landing on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Johnny ripped a huge fart when his girlfriend, Carmen, was talking on the phone and she did not realize that his fecal blowback landed in her Cesar salad.

by Professor Rizzle March 19, 2010

Oreo blowback

When you cum in the anus and they fart the cum and poo back on you looks like a crushed Oreo

Anal sex Oreo blowback

by ASH9LONDON January 27, 2014