The particulate matter that is deposited underneath a toilet seat after a person has experience a particularly violet bout of diarreah.
Did you hear Frank just now? Sound like he left a lot of blowback on the seat. Don't use that stall.
The sex organ that is formed when a man tucks his penis between his legs and acts as though he were a woman
I thought I was going to see a man, but all I saw was a mussy.