Blooming

Jizzing/cumming on a prolapsed anus

Yeah, he's got some weird fetishes, he's really into blooming

by Satch86 January 1, 2019

bloom

(verb) the act of gaping a woman's anus so much that when you pull out, her innards literally 'bloom' out of her like a flower opening it's pedals. also referred to as an ass tulip.

"That chick didn't just get gaped, I made that ass bloom!"

by billy trinkets April 30, 2009

bloom

verb (used with an object)

to ejaculate on someone.

Note: "full bloom" refers to ejaculating directly on someone's face.

"Dude, he full bloomed her last night."

by sammalone9 April 19, 2009

Bloomed

Smoke weed, then get the munchies and eat some magical mushrooms... may induce a bad trip man

"yo man, i was bloomed last night and i saw some crazy shit"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"

by Billbob Wierdo April 23, 2009

bloom

1.a. the odd man in the group or the fat chick b. The liar/ the man who had to cheat to get into the club
2. a. something that doesn't belong b. the thing or person that stands out/ anomaly
3. not cool

1.What the hell is he doing there he's like a nerd in a football team
2.He doesn't look like it. He just looks weird
3.goddamn he is just a bloom

by Victor Montemayor October 5, 2005

Bloomed

When you hit puberty

Omg dude your voice ! Have you bloomed

by Bigdickalez August 7, 2018

bloom into you

the greatest FUCKING anime

random person: have you watched bloom into you.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.

by chizuki March 18, 2021