Bloom County 

The greatest political comic strip ever. Gave the world Opus the Penguin and disappeared after the first Bush administration.

Berkeley Breathed, where the hell have you gone?

Bloom County by Brian X July 1, 2003

Bloom Shoes 

An alternative to bullsh*t

I call bloom shoes on that

Bloom Shoes by bloomhead June 5, 2021

Bloom Moisture Cult 

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.

Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!

Bloom Moisture Cult by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

bloom percent 

absolute goat at mw3 unsetup huge virgin

“omg clyde reminds me of bloom percent.”

bloom percent by p3rcnt July 4, 2018

bloom shining

a way to decorate your home using outdoor plants or other art items near windows to add to the interior.

i love your bloom shining by planting that fruit tree near the window so it appears to be in the house.

bloom shining by Von trudelburg November 25, 2022

Bloom Blam 

An amazingly awesome word to describe a person

Man that guy is such a Bloom Blam

Bloom Blam by Bloom Blam December 14, 2009

Bloom Effect

That funny little tickly feeling one gets in the pit of their stomach while visualizing Orlando Bloom's face and/or body. Experienced by fangirls worldwide on a regular basis.

Girl: I have to give a speech and I'm really nervous... My stomach hurts.

Boy: That is called the Bloom Effect, my dear.

Bloom Effect by CoriOreo January 25, 2008