Beautiful new BLOO. passport

The parssport that Boris Johnson wants all Brits to have

Does Brexit... Make my passport expire? No, but that does mean you are entitled to a beautiful new BLOO. passport

by ♥🗺☠ June 12, 2021

Bloo four

to bloo (blow) four dicks at the same time.

I gotta tell you about this slutty bitch last night Scotty, she was bloo fouring us all at the same time, it was so wild, what a fucking slut.

by someguyudunno May 14, 2010

Blikkity Bloppity Bloo

Any kind of unverifiable or unfounded assertion that has no basis and fact.

Grandpa: This all looks so familiar, that means we are all going to die in a fire ball of madness!
Kyle: Grandpa, that just sounds like a whole bunch of blikkity bloppity bloo.

by The Mayans March 5, 2014

bloo bloo bloo

You are feeling very down😔😔😔😔😔

Joe: Hello what's wrong?
Sabrina: I am feeling very bloo bloo bloo
Joe:What does that mean?
Sabrina:I'm very blue!
Joe:Do you need to go see a doctor?
Sabrina:No I mean sad!!!
Joe:Oh.

by Dog Girl 🐶🐶🐶 January 2, 2018

ah-bloo-bloop

A term used on the Geneva JV and Varsity baseball teams

when a friend says or does something funny that seems oddly

dumb or idiotic

Chris: "Hahahaha that dude Tim tried to jump that fence and he broke his leg!! Hahahaha"

Mitch: "Hahahaha Ah-bloo-bloop!!!"

by FriendZonePatrice March 4, 2012

bloo

A slang and ironically precise term used to describe drug addicts whose primary drug of choice are the blue fentanyl pills. Usually homeless & tending to be quite disrespectful, they are also referred to as "gollies"- as they are always seeking their "precious" blues like Gollum (in LORD OF THE RINGS) and will cause hullabaloo (b'loo) to get them.

Many times you'll find them in a large group with other bloos, nomadic and indecent, or with "poos" (slang for the homeless addicts whose drug of choice is the cheap new super meth from Mexico).

JOHN: Oh damn man! Henry here comes that fucking bloo who always is begging for change outside the corner store.

HENRY: Oh yup. We've been catching that bloo digging in random trashcans for old foil strips that may have drug residue on em! For real!
JOHN: Oh hell no...

by ðizzzyÐ!@3 August 18, 2022

Bloo

A person who'd rather scream at a tree.

"Oh shit it's a Bloo"

by Bloo_Is_Hot February 7, 2021