The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011
Get the cock blocked by oprah mug.A contraction of 'bloke folklore.' A term encompassing any persons, places or events collectively pertaining to blokey or laddish behaviour.
'The fact that Jack Nicholson allegedly ate an entire apple pie halfway through having a shag has passed into blokelore'
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Get the ordinary bloke mug.A term used to describe the toppest of blokes. A "top bloke" is that carefree, gentle, kind, and simply perfect in nearly every way. Top blokes tend to be part Australian and often get told about their hot sister a lot.
Jake: "Hey, did you know Blake is just a top bloke?"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
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Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
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