baobao

1. another term for baby
2. the beginning character of the Chinese term for baby (baobeh)
3. a cute way of calling a person/pet/object precious or a treasure
4. a way of calling babies (most commonly adorable ones)

1. Hey baobao, you're the love of my life.
2. My puppy baobao is so adorable!!
3. How old is your baobao? She is so cute!

by anju&vivi January 22, 2006

blob snob

A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag

Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

coke bloat

When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.

Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.

by miss.louise May 30, 2007

Baobab Blast

When a man goes without sex/masturbation for 3-10 years then has an explosion that would flood downtown Detroit.

Chris gave that cuban kid a Baobab Blast last night, and now he has to pay the city for the flood damage.

by Jesus Chrysler June 19, 2010

Bloatlord

1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.

Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.

by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

Orange Blob Day

February 24 of every year it’s orange blob day

It’s Orange Blob Day!

by xdremagrepus February 24, 2021

bloatation

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.

Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.

by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007