Cock Blogged

When someone posts a picture of a hard cock as a response to a good picture of you on tumblr

Did you see that weirdo who cock blogged that pic of me at the beach?

by UraniumSquid December 18, 2011

blogged

a hot, quick fuck, especially at a club or party.

So you blogged that bitch in the parking lot, eh Captain?

by MajorHoople April 6, 2006

been there blogged that

tumblr expression for when funny/awesome things that you saw months ago, but suddenly become famous and the whole world thinks they're so cool, when you really knew it forever ago

Amy: check out this
Karen: lol been there blogged that.
Amy: what?
Karen: nothing..

by change4a1c March 29, 2011

bloated sausage

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.

"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker

"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018

blaged

charmed

i blaged that girl to go with me

by yung-leo February 25, 2009

Blogged

failure to act, due to laziness or incompetance.

derives from the inabiltity of 95 percent of web users to create web pages.

I was to blogged to mow the lawn.

by Peter Mac November 6, 2008