Need-blind

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018

Blintharking

Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.

"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."

by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019

Blick

To kill in one shot from fully healthy. Use dates to the late 80's and early 90's believed to primarily start in the text based games especially the online format called "MUDS"

Still popular in gamer culture among MUDSs and some MmoRPG.

"Dude I was totally blicked." or "I'm to big for this zone. I just blick everything".

by .Justaguy November 5, 2016

Blin

Slavic delicacy - often made by babushka

"AY BLIN, BABUSHKA MADE BLIN FOR SUPPER" Boris said while rushing B

by Boris Likes Mayonez November 12, 2016

a Blinker

taking a hit off of your dab pen until your pen literally starts blinking and ends the hit.

“bro let me take a blinker”

“nah man i don’t have that much oil left for you to be taking blinkers”
“ugh i have to stop taking blinkers, i’m so high”
“i can’t even take a blinker, i just start coughing”

by computerboy January 19, 2021

Blippi

The kind of guy who poops on his friends.

Eric: "What the hell happened to you??"
Chang: "I was over at my friend Stevin's house and had to use the john."
Eric: "And?"
Chang: "He came in, started playing Harlem Shake, and then pooped all over me!"
Eric: "That's gross, man! He sounds like a real Blippi!"
Chang: (wiping poop from his face) "You're telling me!"

by Blippee July 12, 2023

Blinker fluid

A prank that parents play on their children when they’re old enough to drive. Blinker fluid/fuel is not real but is a common joke, most shop owners play along or will laugh at you.

“Run down to the auto parts store and get me some blinker fluid”, but when Billy went to the store the managers just laughed at him.

by Hardtruths January 2, 2018