blended beaver

when you look ugly

"omg girl you look so pretty" - Random girl

"No I look like a blended beaver' - Jessica

by Bree & Jessica April 29, 2020

Blended Cucumber

An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"

person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?

by Hondacf100! May 10, 2021

Blended

The opposite of unblened. To describe someone who suits their bodily proportions, they look nice in their body

You look very blended today.

by Pheebs Sawnders September 27, 2022

Blendies

Nipples that are almost identical in color to the areola making then "blend" into the breast.

"Nicole had wicked small nipples and they were blendies. I could barely see them."

by Neverjudging March 16, 2010

bendixey

Verb. to bendixey someone. The act of bendixeying someone is to swipe ones hand upwards to knock a drink out of the victims hand, whilst they are drinking it, resulting in them being covered in their drink.

Bob was covered in cola after mike bendixeyed him.

by The original victim May 7, 2013

Blended foundation

A blended foundation is when you rail a chick in the ass so hard you have shit all over your dick and blood from slight tearing. Then use your dick to put that blend on her face like foundation

Tina loved it when Mark gave her a blended foundation.

by Scotch0784 November 25, 2021

blended smoothie

When u give a girl a blowjob then start hitting her from the back while another dude shits in her mouth and another one sticks his hand in her vagina and yells "BLENDED SMOOTHIE"

Bro last night we all gave her a blended smoothie

by Duckslit100 December 2, 2016