Blackpool Blowjob

A Blackpool Blowjob is a sexual act where before you cum the person who is giving you head bites off your dick whole.

Nae wains for him, he got a blackpool blowjob.

by BCTC September 1, 2021

Blackpool

A seaside town situated on the North West coast of England. Blackpool is populated mainly by chavs who live off benefits and spend their days harassing people and drinking cheap cider. The main street leading into town (Central Drive) is a complete shit hole full of layabouts and druggies and filthy boarded up shops. I wouldn't recommend walking there after dark. Blackpool hobbies include begging, arson, drug abuse, alcoholism and harassment. Most kids don't go to school, they prefer to spend their days dressed in filthy rags riding down the main roads on their stolen BMX bikes while their mothers are in the pub with the latest "uncle".

I went to Blackpool for my holidays and it was shit.

by Lyca29 August 20, 2009

blackpool

A truly magnificiant hotspot in the UK. The number one seaside resort clocks up more visitors than anywhere else in the UK. It is that good, you have to feel sorry for the nearby places such as Preston. A lot of people who visit Preston to watch their respective team play football end up staying in Blackpool for a weekend. This consequently means lost revenue for Preston. However, this is just a sign of how good Blackpool is. With the further development of casinos and modernising the pier, Blackpool will always remain one of the great towns in the UK.

Pleasure Beach, third biggest attraction in europe

by danny smith November 11, 2004

Blackpool pier

A code word used for a homosexual or "queer".

"Dude, watch yourself, there's a Blackpool pier behind you"

by maffoo May 7, 2007

Blackpool Illuminations

An annual lights festival in a coastal town in England, the whole promenade is covered in lights.

When a lot of (often unnecessary) lights are on in a house/building someone might liken it to Blackpool illuminations.

"This house is like bloody Blackpool illuminations! Why are all the lights on?!"

by addisonand5sos August 15, 2016

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by :̶.̶|̶:̶;̶ October 16, 2018

Blackpool

A scummy sea-side town which is apparently better than King's Lynn. The lovely accents of the people who live there, the wonderful sights to see. Probably one good school in the whole place and that is full of crack-heads and stoners.

The people who go there on holiday are either really scraping the barrel or they are Jack and Vera Duckworth.

"Wow. Blackpool is so much better than King's Lynn!" an old Lynner.
"Yeah. The skanky sea, the poor inhabitants, the urchin children. The list of great things about Blackpool is endless!"

by takethataspin July 1, 2009