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Bacation

(bay-kayshon) n.

A vacation time where you eat bacon every day.

Usually, this results from eating at restaurants for breakfast every day because you aren't home.

Epic bacations happen when you stay-cate and buy one of those enormous packs of bacon, and toss the sinful meat in every meal.

Bacations are awesome because you cast aside your usual guilt about eating so much bacon because of its evil nutritional properties.
A: Hey, whaddid you do for spring-break?
B: Nothin'; chilled at home and had an awesome bacation.
by lex logger May 14, 2011
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Bituation

It's the one thing all straight guys want to know before they attend any event. How many girls are going. Also commonly known as "what's the ratio girls:boys"
Hmm, what's the bituation?
by DVious. November 16, 2011
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bizmatron

owen aka "bizmatron" finds himself in a sticky situation.
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blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).
Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!
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Blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).
Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!
by LDL1 September 19, 2016
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Bitation

Mauritian creole term to designate a remote rural area; village
"Where do you live?"
"I live in Canot, very close to Albion"
"pffft you're from a bitation (pffft to sorti bitation)"
by Lloydygreen May 24, 2023
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baecationship

When two consenting adults agree that what happens on vacation between the two ONLY happens when two consenting adults go on vacation together.
"Joe and I are in a baecationship. We're "together" only on our trips. Otherwise we're single."
by Non-conformist in FL July 28, 2023
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