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Kancolle Bismarck
One of the most known Kantai Collection ship girls, based on the battleship of the same name.
her character is defined by being quite Egocentric, uptight and stubborn, usually needy of praising after a good job.
Honestly her main perk aside the firepower is that huge ass of hers.
her character is defined by being quite Egocentric, uptight and stubborn, usually needy of praising after a good job.
Honestly her main perk aside the firepower is that huge ass of hers.
Kancolle Bismarck by xSBx May 14, 2017
urban bismarck
A rim job that features a small amount of pudding-like poo prairie dogging, similar to giving a jelly donut a light squeeze to see what flavor of jelly peeks out of the insertion hole.
urban bismarck by Will Sticktwins July 27, 2017
Bismarck Raincheck
Two gentleman meet in the sleeper cab of Peterbilt at a rest stop off of I-194, one man (the giver) places a tight band around the other man's (the receiver's) genitals, massages his crotch the point of release, but the band prevents the receiver from ejaculating until after the giver has also finished, thus resulting in a "Bismarck Raincheck".
I was on a cross country trip to my father's funeral when I stopped to give some lonely trucker a Bismarck Raincheck
Bismarck Raincheck by GrimaceMusically November 7, 2010
Bismarck
The act of punching a girl in the nose and then following up with ejaculating in her mouth. It is so called due to the British Royal Navy's sinking of a German battleship, the Bismarck, in May 1941. Once the ship sank the British sailed round gunning the floating survivors thus leaving a trail of bloody seamen, or "bloody semen".
Bismarck by Teerbigear July 29, 2007
Bismarck
Otto Von Bismarck was minister president of Penis from 1862 to 1871. He was brought into erection in 1862 by WanKing William I of Penis to try to resolve the ejacultaion crisis that was denying the government sperm to reform the army. He still had an erection in 1871 when Gay-sex was finally unified. Bismarck is traditionally seen as the sexual intercourse figure in unification and the whole process is man-on-man. There is no denying that he played with little boys through his “penis and dildo” style of bonding the German boys into submission, however it would be unwise to give Bismarck straight sex as other men such as Neil, wanted unity with him as well as giving bj’s and anal penetration. Before and at the same time they ravished the little boys, Neil checked out his muscles and invited everyone to his muscle day
Bismarck by ACTSHUWAL FOR THE WIN March 3, 2010
Bismarck
This word's etymological roots are a derived from a composite of the frigid capital of North Dakota, the colossal size of the Nazi warboat, and the oft observed personal antics of the Prussian statesman after which the other two are named. It is a term used to describe the act of defecating (a good, colossal defecation) inside of a condom and freezing it for later use, violent or sexual.
Nothing satisfies a freaky lady (or man for that matter) on a hot summer day like a massive, frosty Bismarck.
Bismarck by madmax1889 October 20, 2010