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herpe birthday

The very first recorded blossoming of sores on an individual (either orally, genitally, anally, or elsewhere on the human body) as caused by the herpes virus.
Todd: Sam, it looks as though I've got a pretty bad sore down there. Do you have any clue as to what it might be?

Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!
by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012
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Birthday

The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.
Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."

Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"
by Choopies December 14, 2010
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Birthday 9 Days

When ones birthday falls on a weekend it is a great time. However, it is much less fun when one's birthday is on a weekday. As a consolation, many people observe the tradition of birthday 9 days. Instead of one big party, you can celebrate your birthday in smaller parties starting the weekend before your birthday and ending at the end of the following weekend, making a total of 9 days.

There are two sects of people that define which days are weekend days. One group defines the weekend as Friday and Saturday, while another group defines the weekend as Saturday and Sunday. Usually people over the age of 30 fall into the latter group, since they are too old to go out and party on Friday night.
Mark: "Does birthday 9 days start this weekend?"
Derek: "Hell yea! 9 day bender here I come!"
by DerekfromMadison February 16, 2017
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birthday buddy

Someone who has the same birthday as you. It is refered to as a shared birthday. Some may refer to it as a mutual birthday. Facebook is notorious for displaying all your friends' birthdays on your homepage to see common birthdays. When the time for the birthday comes, one friend says happy birthday to another and the other friend replies the same way. It is a known fact that people enjoy discussing common birthdays.
Guy 1: Dude, did you know Jay Leno is a birthday buddy with Jessica Alba?
Guy 2: Yea, I saw it on The Tonight Show last night.
Guy 1: Yea, they're both on April 28th.
by buddy holly87495 April 17, 2009
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Birthday Barrage

The mass number of facebook wall posts that one receives on his/her birthday, especially from people that the recipient never talks to.
Guy 1: Dude, I've been getting wall posts all day, I don't even know half the people writing on my wall.

Guy 2: I know, the birthday barrage can get pretty annoying sometimes.
by achris9 February 19, 2009
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birthday neighbor

Someone who's birthday is the day before or after yours
Person 1: happy birthday! I guess that means we're birthday neighbors.
Person 2: really? Was your birthday yesterday or is it tomorrow?
Person 1: my birthdays tomorrow.
Person 2: well happy early birthday, birthday neighbor.
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It's Ray's Birthday

An excuse used when you want to sit at home and do nothing rather than go out or follow plans someone has made.
I can't go tonight, it's Ray's Birthday, sorry.
by Cockmaster7 February 9, 2014
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