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Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.
I gave christie some binoculars last night.
by Ryan November 10, 2003
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Russian Binoculars

N. The act of putting your ballsack over your partners eyes, forcing them to look through a pair of ballsack "binoculars."
After I tapped that chick from behind I made her look through my Russian binoculars.
by timberrr July 18, 2014
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binoculars

Forming a circle around each testicle using your index finger and thumb and therefore making your testicles appear as the lenses of a pair of binoculars.
Part of the "Penis game" = 4 kicks
Dude, we just gave Denver the binoculars! That kid is so gay i bet he loved it.
by Andrew Roote July 28, 2007
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binocular soccer

Simply playing a game of soccer with a pair of binoculars. A person can use either end of them to view people as if they're far away or really close.
During lunches we used to play a round of binocular soccer until someone got racked in the nuts.
by Datfreemandoe May 24, 2014
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breeder binoculers

a gay person who checks out straightfolk.
When your gayday doesnt work
tony has his breeder binoculars on tonight.
by chunky 7 June 5, 2003
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I wear binoculars

Ye s yes y es
by sdasas November 12, 2003
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Irish binoculars

Describes one's vision when they are extremely drunk.
That chick Gary took home from the bar was sooo ugly, he must of had the Irish binoculars on.
by HoolioQ2 December 21, 2008
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