muslim bike ride

when your doing a chick from behind while firmly gripping her ponytails, you make a pedaling motion to penetrate deeper.

"Hey! Why are you walking funny?"
"Omar and Shane gave me a muslim bike ride last week and I'm still incapable of defacating."

by Filthy Ramirez, Shane Cunt February 7, 2009

Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.

I gave my wife a polish bike ride. now she has brusies all over her tits.

by Trevor November 12, 2004

Brazilian Bike Ride

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.

Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!

by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020

Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Polish bike ride

The act of shoving your knee cap into someones anus consensually and or against there will

I gave that hooker a polish bike ride and she loved it

by Suckmylido February 6, 2009

the Polish Bike Ride

when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).

The Polish Bike Ride

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017

greek bike ride

When you raise the seat on a bicycle up 10 + inches and remove the seat, and replace with a small container of feta cheese.

sunshine Dean went for a greek bike ride this afternoon.

by Dogboy Dave May 14, 2005