big mac

1. Savoury dish consisting of two half cooked cuts of meat, obtained from the neck of a giraffe. Once warm, the meat is placed with extreme care between 3 slices of Tesco value bread and served in an elegant polystyrene container.

2. A big rain coat

1. Hello, I’d like a big mac please. Can I have some source with that please… yes I will pay 5p for it you skank. I’d also like 6 pieces of fluffy white breast meat, a six digit number and date with me tomorrow at nine.

2. It’s got the name of a big rain coat… init!

by peterpiper June 6, 2005

Big Mac

n. The act of having sex with a girl while she is taking a shit. Legs above shoulders at your own caution.

Guy 1: Dude... I just had the best Big Mac ever.
Guy 2: At McDonald's?
Guy 1: No, at Burger King dipshit.

In return for the blumpkin she gave him, he gave her a Big Mac

by Golden_Apple April 10, 2010

big mac

the most delicios burger on the planet. anyone will tell you its the sauce!! the sandwich is like $2.38, and, the meal is somewhere between $4.68 and $5.50

Pimply Faced Teen:What will you have?
Me:Uh, two big macs, both with extra sauce, but no cheese, uh, one with large fries and sprite, no ice , but the other just the sandwich.
Pimply Faced Teen: $10.88

by k-neezy June 24, 2006

Big Mac

An oversized clit.

Can usually be found on big black women.

"Yeah, last night Kyra and I finally got down and I pulled down her panties to find a Big Mac. But damn was that Thousand Island dressing good."

by insomnia.at.its.finest January 6, 2013

Big Mac

When you get head from a fat chick.

Man, i got a BIG MAC lastnight from that chick at the party.

by Max & Chris October 18, 2008

Big Mac

A fart so bad that anybody in the area of the fart gets killed.

You guys should leave because I'm about to Big Mac.

by Ronald Mcgodamn Donald February 26, 2009

Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."

I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.

by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016