beta male

A bullshit subclass of men invented by so-called "alpha males" to classify anybody who's not spending 99.9% of their waking hours working out and practicing pick-up lines that they will later use on unsuspecting women. A beta male is someone who "sucks up to females" , known in the real-world as "RESPECTING women and their rights" and if in a couple are cock-blocking "better men" (read: I have abs and backnea ARGH!) .

In other words , "alpha" males are compensating for their lack of real personality by making up the notion that they are on top of men who are perfectly good people but are not paragons of male beauty.

Bro-dude : "Why is that bitch with this beta male? He's flabby and pale! I could totally be a better man! I'm ALPHA!"
Bro-dude 2 : "Dude , that's Bill Gates"

beta male by MapDark-Dark November 20, 2014

beta male

A totally typical male. Most definitions here are wrong: betas aren't particularly sensitive or even meek, they just are much more follower than leader.

Plenty of insecure, pushy, loud guys are betas: most frat boys (especially the toady), most Ivy Leaguers, most football players, most Tea Partiers, most suburbanites, most rednecks, etc. Since they 1) don't have followers they aren't alphas and 2) don't have much of a mind of their own aren't gammas.

Steve thought being pushy and obnoxious made him seem like an alpha male. He couldn't be more wrong. Since no one gives a shit what he thinks and he's always following what Glenn Beck says, he's pretty clearly just an another beta male

beta male by proudly gamma April 13, 2011

beta male

An extremely weak male with no confidence and relays on a more superior black female to make discussions for him. Try's to act as a fatherly figure but is just embarrassing. Commonly referred to as Quaver

Friend 1: I want to shag your girlfriend
Friend 2: She is a mild
Beta male:

beta male by IloveQuavers February 6, 2019

Beta Male

A beta male would be the exact opposite of an Alpha male. First, notice that beta male isn't capitalized like Alpha male, and that is for a reason. beta males are plagued with anxiety, insecurity, and are all around dominated by their peers. beta males are unlikely to ever find success, mostly due to their lack of confidence and insufficient sexual demeanor.

Woman: "That beta male couldn't even keep his dick up for thirty seconds, I need an alpha that could keep it as hard as steel."

Beta Male by WartburgMan13* January 12, 2012

Beta Male

a thin, pasty, white "male" who lacks eye contact and avoids confrontation at all times, frequently described as a cuckold, he lacks the motive to eat food and lift weights.

john - who is that beta male over there?
mike - him? oh he's ciaron wan kerr

Beta Male by ciaron kerr September 29, 2018

beta male

Your stereotypical insecure pushy loud bro. They are usually trying to pass themselves off as Macho. They are the ones who overcompensate for a small penis. Frat boys, gym broscience douche, douchey jocks, rednecks, gangstas, military douches are betas. Guys who undermine other men to their GF. Followers who don't know who they are and follow the pack. They pound their chest as if they're masculine or Alpha. Use pick-up artist tactics to get insecure girls to fall in love with them. The kings of quickies and 2 minutes of selfish sex. They never gave their GF an orgasm and don't like giving head but expect to get head.

beta male- Famous text: Send pics

beta male by The_Bus_Driver June 9, 2017

beta male

A word that alpha males use to dehumanize and refer to less masculine, and confident men, in order to look better in comparison.

Damn, Jake is sucha beta male.
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Damn, you're about to become a beta male when I whoop your ass.

beta male by prisonpepper August 18, 2021