One of the most special
people in your life. They provide moral support,
badass roasts for the
person you both hate, sarcasm levels of 100,000,000,000,000, and memories beyond any other. You share inside jokes, have special nicknames for each other, and love each other more than any boyfriend/girlfriend could. They understand you and have ESPN or something. If you fell into a puddle of mud, a friend would pull you out, a best friend would just laugh and take pictures and then eventually get pulled in by you.