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Bernanke 

(Burr-nank-ee, Burr-nank-ee-in)
adjective, verb, Bernanke, Bernankein’

1) Bookworming when decisive action is needed.

2) Not in touch with current realities.

3) An incompetent person, given an important task.
1.
You: I’ll go to the library and see if I can find a book on “how to put out a fire” then I’ll come back and try to put out the house fire.
Me: Yeah, go Bernanke it.

2.
You: And that’s the way it is.
Me: You be Bernanke.

2 and 3.
You: I’m on top of that situation.
Me: Don’t be Bernankein’.
3.
You: I’ll let him take charge of that.
Me: Don’t let Bernanke touch nothin’.
Bernanke by Bee to da' A March 10, 2008
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bernankrupt 

adj. To become financially insolvent and forced into a buyout rescue facilitated by the Federal Reserve during the Bernanke Federal Reserve era.
Due to their greed and reckless lending, Bear Stearns went Bernankrupt, and was absorbed into JP Morgan Chase.
bernankrupt by Mark Sanford March 17, 2008
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Bersnatchez 

An extremely cheesy and sexual pick-up line used on women in attempt to conquer their snatch-ez.
"I went to class and my spanish proff threw a Bersnatchez on me"

"Stay way from that man, he tries to Bersnatchez every woman he lays eyes on!"
Bersnatchez by xxyoudon'tknowmexx November 6, 2009
Bersnako is the smartest man you’ll ever meet for sure. He’s very ambitious, has lots of plans/ideas and works hard to reach all of his goals. Bersnako is attractive enough to steal your girl, but he’s not interested - he has another business project due tomorrow.
-Where’s Bersnako? Is he gonna come hang out with us tonight?
-No, I think he decided to work extra hours. Or days.
-Nothing new!
bersnako by 4point7molesdhypsoline September 24, 2020
A young man who is, very handsome, cute, and is smooth with the girls.. A Fortnite god. Created his own religion called Berkantilism; everyone shall have 19 sons must become a transgender by the age of 69
He will also show no mercy and RKO your grandmother’s aunt’s sister’s daughter’s nephew’s dog’s pup out of no where..
Wow look at that Berkant of a man.
Did you see the Berkant outside? I’d have him carry me to a victory royale anyday.
berkant by charming man April 12, 2018
A beautiful, quiet girl, named after a beautiful quiet town.
"Wow. I wish I could be Beisan"
Beisan by Guess September 22, 2003
Berkan is a man that could make any girl fall in love with him. His good looks and perfect height makes the ladies fall all the time. Even just saying his name makes girls horny. When girls hear his voice their ovaries explode.
Girl: omg what’s ur name..?
Berkan: Berk-
Girl: OMG MY OVARIES EXPLODED, FUCK ME PLS
Berkan by Hannah402 March 13, 2018