A place where you run a 50% chance of getting your bike stolen, a 65% chance of getting your computer jacked, and 100% chance of compromising on all your conservative values. Still, you will reflect on your time there with the same nostalgia once sung by Bryan Adams- "Those were the best years of my life."
You: I was gone for 10 minutes, came back to my table in the library, and my computer was gone.
Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
by Pawn takes queen December 15, 2011
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Get the Beerkiss mug.A woman who experimented with lesbianism when she was in college and has not had a relationship with a woman since.
A woman who thinks she is cool because she made out with a girl once in college.
A woman who thinks she is cool because she made out with a girl once in college.
Liz, stop flirting with Monica! You know you're just a Berkeley lesbian!
Ethan: "I would ask Bethany out, but I don't think she's into guys."
Tyler: "Dude, she will totally hook up with you. She's a Berkeley lesbian."
Ethan: "I would ask Bethany out, but I don't think she's into guys."
Tyler: "Dude, she will totally hook up with you. She's a Berkeley lesbian."
by maddogphysicist July 19, 2012
Get the berkeley lesbian mug.The shittiest mall you will ever go to. Half of the stores are closed and the other half are t-shirt stores. It the only place to go in the berkshires for teens. If you go to the mall on a friday night you will see the "mall rats" a bunch of "emo,scene, hipsters, stoners and punks". They are a group of kids who wear band shirts from hot topic and all they talk about is music or sex. Walk through the mall on a friday night you will smell pot and hear fuck every three feet.
Normal friday night at the berkshire mall
1 guy: "when she looks at me its like her eyes are staring at my soul"
2 girl:" ermergred im bout to have a fuckin break down lyke omf this ruined my night i need a fucking smoke holy shit guise.
3 stoner: hehehehehehehehehehe do i smell like pot?
4 hipster: i would wear that shirt but that band is to mainstrem so let me get a shirt that has a band from the 80s that i dont listen to be if i wear it ill be kool
1 guy: "when she looks at me its like her eyes are staring at my soul"
2 girl:" ermergred im bout to have a fuckin break down lyke omf this ruined my night i need a fucking smoke holy shit guise.
3 stoner: hehehehehehehehehehe do i smell like pot?
4 hipster: i would wear that shirt but that band is to mainstrem so let me get a shirt that has a band from the 80s that i dont listen to be if i wear it ill be kool
by pittybitch January 20, 2014
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The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.
The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.
What's that Newbury, Berkshire place I've heard about? Don't go there, there's a load of rabid inbred pikeys.
Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage
Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage
by swozzlebottom May 5, 2020
Get the Newbury, Berkshire mug.A young man who is, very handsome, cute, and is smooth with the girls.. A Fortnite god. Created his own religion called Berkantilism; everyone shall have 19 sons must become a transgender by the age of 69
He will also show no mercy and RKO your grandmother’s aunt’s sister’s daughter’s nephew’s dog’s pup out of no where..
He will also show no mercy and RKO your grandmother’s aunt’s sister’s daughter’s nephew’s dog’s pup out of no where..
Wow look at that Berkant of a man.
Did you see the Berkant outside? I’d have him carry me to a victory royale anyday.
Did you see the Berkant outside? I’d have him carry me to a victory royale anyday.
by charming man April 12, 2018
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C'est dégoutant, ça. Berk ! - That is disgusting, Yuck!
C'est dégoutant, ça. Berk ! - That is disgusting, Yuck!
by Lostariel April 17, 2011
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