the end of your bell(duhh)/penis
you are a bell end and if you read this you are also gay
by Jamie (im a tard) February 3, 2008
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The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
by Pete May 18, 2005
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a person who's face is so (naturally) red/pink/purple/blushed that it looks like a bell end

can also be known as bell end head
jonny's face looks like a bell end, that fucking bell end face
by doulikemyname? August 11, 2006
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A term used to mock an individuals musical taste, or judgement in general, inferring that they are something of an idiot. Comprised of the term 'bell end' - meaning the end of ones penis, and 'Belle and Sebastian' - a moderatly popular band of the late 90's, thought by most people to be slightly crappy.
don't listen to a word he says Norman, he likes bell end sebastian!
by zeusfox March 9, 2007
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1. Someone who has red/pink/purple/rosie cheeks or skin.
2. Someone who has blushed and looks red all over
3. Someone with no friends

(if it's a girl, then one would say 'clit' as a replacement.)

4. A picture on google images if one types in 'xyz'.
5. The end of a penis that looks 'bell-shaped' sorta.
That boy is red like a bell end.
by :x-y-z: June 8, 2006
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Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.
Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.
by Lifejacket April 25, 2006
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The Bell end mouse is an old computer mouse painted the colour of a standard bell end. However in recent months it has become both a greeting and an insult.
Greeting: oryt bell mouse
Insult: You fucking bell end mouse
by leg-end March 17, 2005
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