Beef Curtains

BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.

The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.

Ex. "Omg, Did you see the beef curtains in between that girl's leg?"

by Klw19 May 31, 2014

beef curtains

A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.

"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"

by Leslie 23456 February 2, 2013

beef curtain

Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.

Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.

by Queefmaster98 December 28, 2005

Beef-Curtain

Large, flappy labia.

"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

Beef Curtain

A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity

Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!

by Jacket22 August 1, 2012

beef curtains

derogatory term used to describe the female genitalia.

"Tell your sister to open up the beef curtains, I'm coming over!"

by hulahoopz May 13, 2006

beef curtains

n. the resulting low hanging, loose, flappy labia from muliple bangings of the female genitalia

"I was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees."

by wuba October 1, 2002