Beef Curtains 

Piss flaps

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"

Beef Curtains by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Beef curtains 

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

Beef curtains by Funny guy 199 March 12, 2017

beef curtains 

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

beef curtains by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

Beef Curtains 

See Piss Fenders

Beef Curtains by N. Culv September 8, 2003

Beef curtains 

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

Beef curtains by EH of HB September 11, 2007

beef curtains 

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

beef curtains by jon December 29, 2003

Beef Curtains 

My girlfriends vagina... :(

Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...

Beef Curtains by TheManTheyCall October 10, 2009